Frogmorton Farm Series Books 1, 1.5, 2 – Jodi Taylor Free Audiobook

Written by Jodi Taylor
Read by Lucy Price-Williams
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 64 Kbps
Unabridged

Book 1 : The Nothing Girl

Getting a life isn’t always easy. And hanging on to it is even harder….

Jodi Taylor brings all her comic writing skills to this heartwarming tale of self-discovery.

Known as The Nothing Girl because of her severe stutter and chronically low self-confidence, Jenny Dove is only just prevented from ending it all by the sudden appearance of Thomas, a mystical golden horse only she can see. Under his guidance Jenny unexpectedly acquires a husband – the charming and chaotic Russell Checkland – and for her nothing will ever be the same again.With overprotective relatives on one hand and the world’s most erratic spouse on the other, Jenny needs to become someone. And fast!

Fans of Jodi Taylor’s best-selling Chronicles of St. Mary’s series will adore the quirky humour in this new, contemporary novel. Jodi Taylor, International Woman of Mystery, spent some time working undercover for North Yorkshire County Library Service. Heavily disguised as the world’s most incompetent facilities manager, she shifted dead dogs, fell out of mobile libraries, and spent far too much time in the gents’ toilets. The idea to rewrite history first came to her while studying history A level at an evening class.

Book 1.5: Little Donkey

It’s Christmas, and Jenny Checkland is beset with problems. The vicar, who really should know better, has asked to borrow Marilyn the donkey for the nativity play, thereby unleashing chaos on the already chaos-laden Frogmorton Farm.

Will Marilyn survive her bath? Will anyone survive Marilyn’s bath?

Robbed of her role as the Virgin Mary, what revenge is the angel Gabriel plotting? Why is that sheep so fat?

Will Charlie ever get to say his one line? Can Marilyn be prevented from eating the baby Jesus? Where is Thomas, who promised he would be there? And worst of all – will Russell, lost on the moor in a blizzard, make it back in time for the birth of his first child? Or even at all?

Another chance to meet the characters from the best-selling novel The Nothing Girl as they navigate the complexities of the local nativity play in their own unique fashion.

Book 2: The Something Girl

From the best-selling author of The Chronicles of St Mary’s. The Nothing Girl has grown up….

It’s life as usual at Frogmorton Farm – which is to say that events have passed the merely eccentric and are now galloping headlong towards the completely bizarre.

Once again Jenny struggles to stay afloat in the stormy seas of matrimony with her husband, Russell Checkland, together with an unlikely mix of Patagonian Attack Chickens, Jack the Sad Donkey and Mrs Crisp’s mysterious boyfriend. The old favourites are still around, of course. There’s Marilyn the Omnivorous Donkey, Russell’s ex-girlfriend Don’t Call Me Franny and the neurotic Boxer, currently failing to deal with butterfly trauma.

So nothing much is new…except for the mysterious figure dogging Jenny’s steps and who, if she didn’t know better, she would swear was her sinister cousin Christopher, last seen being hurled from the house by her wayward husband. He couldn’t possibly be stupid enough to come back and try again…could he?